A rather typical conversation

[shirebound]

Pippin: Walkies!

Mommy: Again? Now? Sweetheart, I just cut up a cold, crisp, delicious apple. Do you want mommy's apple slices to get brown?

Pippin: This morning I left a square foot of grass unsniffed around the corner. Quick, we have to go now before someone else sniffs up all the smells!

Mommy: *sighs* I can't argue with that.

Pippin: Hurry!

Mommy: *gazes at lovely apple slices* *grabs leash*

Comments

[nanila]

Reading The News is very important!!

[shirebound]

Pippin says that her pee-mail is as important as my e-mail.

[baranduin]

Given all the junk email I get, I'd say Pip is right.